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How to be a Ninja Turtle
Requirements and must have both!!!
1) Must be part-Asian
2) Must be named after one of the four ninja turtles like Raphael (doesn't matter the spelling),
Donnatello, Leonardo and Michelengelo. NICKNAMES DONT COUNT i.e. MIKE FROM MICHAEL OR DON FROM DONALD OR JUST THE NAME
DON!!!
RULES:
1) Learn how to be stealthy wearing a bright green, yellow and brown unitart.
2) Use respecting colored bandanna for the right names (i.e. Raphael, wear a red bandanna and
so)
3) Carry lots of shurikens
4) Also use respecting weapons for the right names (í.e. Raphael has Sai knives, use Sai knives
or some kind of knives and so on)
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE:
1) Life sucks.
2) Life is unfair too.
3) Get over it!
4) Live life with no regrets!
5) What's done is done. Learn from your past and don't dwell your past.
6) There is a meaning of life. You have to figure out what it is.
HOW TO PROCRASTINATE:
Hmm...I'll do this one tomorrow...
WHEN MEETING SOMEONE NAMED RACHEL:
It seems that every Rachel I meet makes my head hurts or get physically hurt...so these are some
advices:
1) Wear a helmet.
2) Kneepads and elbowpads are nice too.
3) Wristguards are good for taking a fall.
4) Lots of aspirins!!! Trust me!!! You'll have a hell of a headache after talking to her or them.
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